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Future Theory

Eric Gingerich, foreground, and Kelly McGuire, both with Far Western Anthropological Research Group, work at a dig site on the Utah Test and Training Range, July 13, 2016. Artifacts found at the site included water fowl bones, seeds, and a large spear tip. (U.S. Air Force photo by Todd Cromar)

Some people want to be buried with hundreds of pounds of glitter in the coffin with them. This way when a future archaeologists finds them it’s like the best surprise ever!

I have a different take on what future an archaeologist will see though: